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Note that before you read this page you should also read:
Vengeance or Bust - THE STORY SO FAR!
This webpage provides the necessary information on the planet of Peatoria, as well as the story up to Vengeance or Bust.

Vengeance or Bust: The Story

Pea-Guy: Ultimeneinasenshun:

     Pea-Guy wakes up in a cell after being knocked off of a platform by Ernie Smellur, realizing that the "acid" supposedly splashed in his face was only water. The first thing Pea-Guy sees is the image of Ultimeneinasenshun on the wall of his cell. Ultimeneinasenshun explains to Pea-Guy that he is in a future time, the time of 1999-9, however this is actually a lie as Ultimeneinasenshun just wrote a nine on an old calendar with red crayon. Afterwards, Pea-Guy cleverly escapes through a ventilation shaft and into the next cell. It is here that he first meets Pea-Gal, Road Cone, the Father, the Mortuator, Leah Silverberg, Rusty, and Julius and Frankfurt. Together, these 8 (or 9 if you count the conjoined twins as two characters) battled through the lair of Ultimeneinasenshun. Along the way they fought and defeated The Perfect Clone (of Ultimeneinasenshun) and later The Perfect Clone's creator, Professor Test Tube. In the end, our heroes had to do battle with Ultimeneinasenshun's suit, the Intimidator in a "staying alive" situation. After the destruction of the suit, Ultimeneinasenshun broke down and told his sad tale of how he was once Pea-Guy's student, little purple kid, but everyone picked on him so this was how he ended up. In a tender moment, Pea-Guy moves close to Ultimeneinasenshun (AKA Gary) only to be splashed in the face with acid (AKA water) again. Ultimeneinasenshun manages to escape along with Professor Test Tube.

Pea-Guy Part 2: Escape From Castle Ernie:

     Our heroes once again are facing a nasty lord, this time Ernie Smellur. Ernie has a maze filled castle much like his contemporaries. But, with Rusty's robo-senso-skills, they detect that the back door has been left open, allowing them to fight Ernie without going through his castle. They enter the castle and quickly defeat Ernie Smellur, super psychic, but with his last breath he closes the back door. The heroes now have to fight backwards through the mazes of his castle with Uncle Patches to complete the rescue mission. Hate to ruin it for you, but they escape and free Pea-Guy's loveable Uncle.

Cast and Crew
Please note that you don't have to include all of these characters in your Pea-Guy game, only Pea-Guy himself is required. The characters that we most suggest you include are, in order of how much we suggest them, Uncle Patches, The Mortuator, Leah Silverberg, Rusty the Robot and Julius & Frankfurt.

Character Description
Pea-Guy
Pea-Guy
The main hero of the Pea-Guy series. His adventures and battles with Kan and the multitudes of Nasty Lords are famous for meters and meters around the universe. He has many supporters and fans on Peatoria, however his arch-nemesis Kan launched a propaganda campaign so that many people now believe Pea-Guy abandoned them in their hour of need. While a hero in many respects, Pea-Guy is easily annoyed, constantly picked on by his Uncle Patches, and gets confused frequently. Pea-Guy's distinct vocal style is considered a worthy punishment for theft in some Asian countries.

Pea-Gal
Pea-Gal
While her name is very similar to Pea-Guy they are not related. Pea-Gal works in a research institution in the field of genetics and cloning. While she may seem interesting she really isn't. One dimensional and nearly lacking a personality completely, she is a female duplicate of our main hero. Think twice if you want to include her in your Pea-Guy game, as we'd rather you phase her out and replace her with a more interesting female character.

NEW - Pea-Gal will appear in one of the games in the contest as a villain!

Road Cone
Road Cone
He is the disenfranchised son of The Father. Tormented by his father at all times, he is the cone shaped, younger, version of Pea-Guy that is held back by his dedication to a musical instrument - the electric sitar. He is reluctantly forced into the Pea-Guy drama when his father has him personally delivering thank you notes to Ultimeneinasenshun for taking over that part of Peatoria. His real name is David-Henry Waldo-Emerson.

The Father
The Father
An overbearing and short sighted retired trucker. He shows heavy favoritism towards his son Epsilon and mean-spirited mean-spiritedness towards his other son who he labeled "Road Cone" due to the way he fashions his orange hair. The Father often makes no sense and will make decisions purely on the basis that they will contradict Road Cone. Also he will see reality in a way that is more make believe than anything on PBS. His first name is unknown, but he is more formally called Mr. Waldo-Emerson.

Mortuator
Mortuator
The Mortuator is a professional wrestler who was trapped by Ultimeneinasenshun when Ultimeneinasenshun played his entrance music. Like most pro-wrestlers, upon his entrance music being played he had to enter or else the very being of his soul would evaporate. He is mindlessly searching all of Peatoria for his lost, half-stupid, horribly burnt brother Kodoe. If your Pea-Guy game includes multiple playable characters, the Mortuator is a good idea to include in addition to Pea-Guy.

Leah Silverberg
Leah Silverberg
Leah Silverberg is Pea-Gal's bluish niece. She adores her aunt and strives to one day be exactly like her. In the past she has followed Pea-Gal closely wherever she went. She is often quiet and mostly passive in any situation, but if you choose to include her in your Pea-Guy game, you could develop her personality more.

Rusty
Rusty
A robot who was created by Professor Test Tube as an alternative to cloning. He aspires to one day use his electric personality and quick wit to do move by move color commentary for the Peatorian Professional Wrestling Alliance (PPWA). But until that day comes, he will adventure with Pea-Guy in a quest to take Peatoria back from Kan.

NEW - Please note that despite being created by Professor Test Tube, Rusty is a good guy who has helped Pea-Guy in the past.

Julius and Frankfurt
Julius and Frankfurt
These conjoined twins were born attach at the hip (which is weird that they even have considering their lack of legs or other appendages) and facing in opposite directions. Each one is trying to move forward but all this does is spin them in a circle. Yet, somehow they are able to move in a direction of their choice while moving in such a pattern. Fun facts; they really like their frisbee, and their last name is Stairwell.

Uncle Patches
Uncle Patches
Pea-Guy's gruff uncle. He seems to borderline hate Pea-Guy and has problems with being frozen in carbonite. He also has a voice that can be substituted for capital punishment. He hasn't appeared as a playable character in Pea-Guy yet, however he easily could be a playable character in your game. So far he has only appeared in intros, endgames and cut scenes, mostly berating his nephew for not saving him fast enough.

Epsilon
Epsilon
Epsilon Waldo-Emerson is Road Cone's brother and the Father's favorite son. He previously worked at a large corporation putting the paper in tennis shoes, but since his last screw-up he was demoted to radiation tester. As you may have guessed, this job involves him putting potentially radioactive materials into his mouth to "see if anything happens". The Father somehow got the idea that Epsilon is actually a high-powered executive.

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Kodoe
Kodoe is the half stupid, horribly burnt brother of the Mortuator. His current location is unknown but he seems to be a key character if we are to judge from the preview to A-Sock-Ellipse Now! Little is known of him other than that and so far, no one has complained or even bothered to take the time to care. Hopefully, someone's contest entry will decide the case of Kodoe.

NEW - Kodoe will appear in person in two contest entries (these have already been determined), however he could be mentioned in yours, especially if the Mortuator is present.

Ultimeneinasenshun
Ultimeneinasenshun
Known for short as Ultimenein, though his real name is Gary. A Nasty Lord who battled Pea-Guy in Vengeance or Bust. He has a growth problem stemming from some kind of hormone imbalance or something. Who knows. He's small and disoriented and likes his world that way. He is completely fascinated by giant machines that make him look a lot larger than he really is. Especially when those machines make his voice a lot deeper and fearsome. He could easily appear in a future Pea-Guy game as an enemy again, or he could try to mend his ways and return as a really annoying hero.

Professor Test Tube
Professor Test Tube
Supposed lacky to Ultimeneinasenshun, he was the creator of many of Ultimeneinasenshun's minions. He escaped from death by teleporting away from Ultimeneinasenshun's castle before he could be defeated (as opposed to Ultimeneinasenshun's mode of flight being a good run). He still seems to be associated with Ultimeneinasenshun for some reason, even after all of the events inside of Ultimeneinasenshun's castle. In a future Pea-Guy game he could return working for Ultimeneinasenshun again, or as a villain in his own right.

NEW - It should be noted that Professor Test Tube is really only concerned with money, and so far he's been helping the bad guys because they've been paying him more. He has no need for conquest or personal grudge against Pea-Guy.

Kan
Kan
Supreme bad guy in the Peatorian universe. He has been the cause of all of Pea-Guy's troubles. Whether it is sending him off to other planets or...sending him off to other planets, Kan always lingers on Pea-Guy. He has taken over Peatoria and separated it into many lands, each land ruled by a different Nasty Lord. Pea-Guy and his friends must defeat all of these Nasty Lords in order to have a final show down with Kan. In your games Kan could appear communicating with your Nasty Lord, but he should never appear in person.

Ultimately, your Pea-Guy game should be set in one of the lands of Peatoria where Pea-Guy and friends are facing the Nasty Lord who rules that particular land. Peatoria is a big planet, so the land in your game could be practically like anything you like. As far as your Nasty Lord, he should probably be a Peatorian, but with some sort of special ability or power.

Please also note that there are no human beings on Peatoria, so wherever your game would have a human character, it should be replaced by a Peatorian. Peatorians are multicolored spherical beings, described in Vengeance or Bust - THE STORY SO FAR!

 

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